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Kataris Kataris

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Retarded shit

The whole thing was obviously just an excuse to play that one song, which while good, went on for way too fucking long because you're too n00b and can't use an audio editor, you just wanted to make this look "cool" even though it isn't . Pointless flash, too long, and too large of a file size (even though it doesn't matter with my connection, still).

Link's Quest For Ass Link's Quest For Ass

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was the funniest shit ever!

This movie rocked so bad its not even funny.

Kabul Weather Channel Kabul Weather Channel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Most definately the funniest thing on NG

I really thought I was watching the Weather Channel there (loved the music!), really funny stuff, especially the 1-800 number. DIE YOU AL QAEDA BASTARDS DIE!!!!!!!

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Recent Game Reviews

Virtual Keyboard V 1.1 Virtual Keyboard V 1.1

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Aint workin

All I see is the preloader followed by a music sheet goin up and down

Put Down Game Put Down Game

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I liked it

Make more like this but some better graphics would be nice. Pretty fun game.

Peda responds:

thanks, I will add more graphically next time round

Beat the freak Beat the freak

Rated 0 / 5 stars


So kids let me tell you a little story...

Today I was looking at some reviews I wrote and I came upon one which had a reply from someone with the screename "psycho_" talking some shit, and I quote:

" what are you, 12?
god, whine whine whine whine WHINE...someone hates their dad.
fucking annoying ass brat, do you even know what chauvinistic means?
god, little teenage bitches like you piss me off. you have nothing better to do than sit on your computer and go into this fantasy place where you know everything and your dad doesn't fuck you in the ass and your mom doesn't beat you, QUIT YOUR GOD DAMNED WHINING AND GET A FUCKIG LIFE."

That was the real message right there (check for yourself if you want). Like the title says, oh what a bittersweet irony this is. He says "someone hates his dad". This is infact a reality for him, very much so. Then he says "you have nothing better to do than sit on your computer and go into this fantasy place where you know everything and your dad doesn't fuck you in the ass and your mom doesn't beat you". I think this person needs some therapy seeing as it is very likely that if the above is true about him hating his dad, accusing his reality on me, that in fact his dad fucked him in the ass when he was a teenager, and he was at some time frequently beaten by his mother, other realities he also accused on me.

"Oh wah wah wah, my daddy's dick used to go in my arse and now i'm mad at him. I'm going to make a flash about beating him up, cause I'm a little fuck that got raped in the asshole, and had my mother beat up on me, because I'm a little bitch."

What a sad, twisted, pathetic individual you are.
Fuck you.
Fuck you just like your dad used to, you pathetic mess of a human.

Oh yeah, and this flash sucks complete asshole by the way, fucker.

Psycholoser responds:

har har har, god this is funny. it seems i was right about you. you are a whiny bitch. and i'm now more sure than ever that your dad fucks you in your fat pimply ass and your mom beats your head into the wall on a daily basis. why you would think this is a reality for me is completely beyond my comprehension. this flash was made as more of a joke than anything. anyone who honestly wants to kill their father has serious mental issues and should seek therapy. this is not me...well..ok sometimes. you see, my dad has what's called bipolar shizophrenia. he's nuts, he calls my mother a whore rides his bike in 10 below weather. the biggest problem with his disease is that his brain tells him that their's nothing wrong with him. so our every attempt to get him help and medication to him seems like some fucked up conspiracy. he call 911 on almost a daily basis, i believe every cop in coon rapids knows him now. my littlest brother still lives at home and has to deal with his shit everyday, so as part of his birthday present i made him a lil somthin to relieve stress. obviously it's not really portal material (it isn't really a game, you can't lose) but i hadn't submitted anything in a long time and figured what the hell. i do know alot of people that would get a kick out of it. and if you have nothing better to do than go through past reviews then my god man, get a girlfriend or somthing.